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is posting other people’s
funny, stupid and ridiculous facebook and twitter status updates
. Then he’s going to pinch off a turd after lunch. Just copy and paste them from facebook, twitter, etc. It's too much fun!
ChuckObama
is not a vampire. But he does like them spread on toast with a nice glass of yuppie blood.
2009-09-13 -
Funny Twitter Statuses
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michaelianblack
I hate when sick little kids make everything all about them. Hey kid, you're not the only one with problems.
2009-09-13 -
Funny Twitter Statuses
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David Perez
has the body of a God, unfortunately its Buddha
2009-09-13 -
Funny Facebook Statuses
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Currently 3.18/5
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Jenn
Why oh why do they feel it's necessary to put little hearts, flowers, and butterflies all over the tampon wraper? It's not as if it's not literally already painfully obvious that I am a chick!
2009-09-11 -
Funny Facebook Statuses
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Currently 2.82/5
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Robby Jones
Step 1: Steal underpants. Step 2: _________. Step 3: Rule the galaxy!
2009-09-11 -
Funny Facebook Statuses
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Currently 1.59/5
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Darth Vader
Couldn't find any rebels to destroy today. Parked sideways across 3 handicapped spaces instead. Felt almost as good.
2009-09-11 -
Funny Twitter Statuses
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McDough
everyone watch out for terrorists today, I hear there hidin in the rocky's waitin to strike, GET R DUUUUN!!!
2009-09-11 -
Stupid Twitter Statuses
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Amber
My friend had an asian looking baby today...her husband isn't asian...
2009-09-10 -
Funny Twitter Statuses
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Currently 2.38/5
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Kory Dean
thinks that suprisingly enough, Snoop Dogg looks a Hell of a lot like Hagrid from Harry Potter. Look for it, you'll see it
2009-09-10 -
Funny Facebook Statuses
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Currently 2.92/5
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Ben
has found love in facebook. She is from bangladesh and “wan day will reash amehica”.
2009-09-09 -
Funny Twitter Statuses
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Currently 2.50/5
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