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is posting other people’s
funny, stupid and ridiculous facebook and twitter status updates
. Then he’s going to pinch off a turd after lunch. Just copy and paste them from facebook, twitter, etc. It's too much fun!
Ray Pruit
I put Gold Bond Powder on my privates and now they look like ET when he was sick. Add a red hoodie and I've just found my Halloween costume.
2009-09-18 -
Funny Facebook Statuses
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johnmchasselhof
@TradingGoddess ha, yeah. @BAR_BEE looks a bit like my wife, when she was younger. Those were the days.
2009-09-18 -
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Ruth Akers
I've just finished installing child locks on all my cabinets, trash cans and cupboards. Now let's see those kids try and get out of there
2009-09-17 -
Funny Facebook Statuses
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luckyshirt
Claiming a product promotes weight loss when combined with diet and exercise is like claiming it grants wishes when used with a leprechaun.
2009-09-17 -
Funny Twitter Statuses
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Kevin Stevens
What would I do for a Klondike bar? Seriously? It's like the most average ice cream treat you can get...
2009-09-16 -
Funny Facebook Statuses
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giromide
What say we all parachute out of a plane in gray jumpsuits and land near a high school in Patrick Swayze's honor?
2009-09-16 -
Funny Twitter Statuses
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sween
For @adamisacson's birthday, we've replaced his tie with a boa constrictor. Let's see if he- OH! OH GOD! THIS ISN'T FUNNY AT ALL!
2009-09-16 -
Funny Twitter Statuses
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alyankovic
How about a pirate-themed "All the Single Mateys"? No need to thank me until next year's VMAs.
2009-09-15 -
Funny Facebook Statuses
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badbanana
I hope Lady Gaga donates her old costumes to homeless shelters. Because that would be hilarious.
2009-09-15 -
Funny Twitter Statuses
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Angelina Egan
I just interviewed someone who's email address contains "BabyGirl15" in it. Guess which professional is not getting the job?
2009-09-14 -
Funny Facebook Statuses
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