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Status Crap is posting other people’s funny, stupid and ridiculous facebook and twitter status updates. Then he’s going to pinch off a turd after lunch. Just copy and paste them from facebook, twitter, etc. It's too much fun!
Brian Key factor to making an decent exorcist movie... get a chick that can crack her neck and limbs in 17 different ways and get an old dude to yell THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOUUUUU!!
2010-08-14 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
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Sarah Hey woman in the stall before me who didn't flush, urine isn't supposed to have pulp.
2010-08-13 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
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Robert Remember: don't make eye contact with a wizard today... for it is Friday the 13th.
2010-08-13 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
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Jan I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.
2010-08-13 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
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Steve As a young child, my mum told me I could be anybody I wanted to be... Turns out the police call that identity theft.
2010-08-12 - Funny Twitter Statuses - Comments(0)
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Gary Look, if the toaster's broken, then it's fair game for stickin' your penis in. That's just the laws of common sense.
2010-08-12 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
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PattisonRobert DEAR TWITTER, I WOULD RATHER FOLLOW LEMMINGS OFF A CLIFF THAN FOLLOW PARIS HILTON. STOP SUGGESTING HER.
2010-08-12 - Funny Twitter Statuses - Comments(0)
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Nick I liked it better when the only Teen Choices were "fetch me a beer" and "shut the hell up."
2010-08-12 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
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CobraCommander Wedding gift shopping for Chelsea Clinton. Electric pepper mill or a new face?
2010-08-12 - Funny Twitter Statuses - Comments(0)
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johnmchasselhof @BAR_BEE looks a bit like my wife, when she was younger. Those were the days.
2010-08-12 - Funny Twitter Statuses - Comments(0)
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CraigyFerg Spent all day at Legoland with my son during Star Wars weekend. Gushed like a fangirl when I met Darth Vader. He's my Justin Bieber
2010-08-12 - Funny Twitter Statuses - Comments(0)
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capricecrane "Lady Gaga Gets Licked By Fan." Just to be clear -- which one are we concerned for here?
2010-08-12 - Funny Twitter Statuses - Comments(0)
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George FUN GAME: Fly JetBlue and randomly call people "motherf******," just to see what fireworks ensue.
2010-08-12 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
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