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is posting other people’s
funny, stupid and ridiculous facebook and twitter status updates
. Then he’s going to pinch off a turd after lunch. Just copy and paste them from facebook, twitter, etc. It's too much fun!
Kristin
Dear Pringles, Now that I am no longer a child, I can no longer fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness. Work on that.
2009-11-09 -
Funny Facebook Statuses
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Darth Vader
Thinking about making Taco Bell's Black Jack taco the official fast food of the Empire.
2009-11-09 -
Funny Twitter Statuses
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Nicole Henise
I farted, I puked... I love HEATHER LYNN RITZ... I love you boo ♥
2009-11-06 -
Stupid Facebook Statuses
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Darth Vader
I'm pretty sure Luke would cool his thrusters for Princess Leia if he knew they used to be wombmates.
2009-10-20 -
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Rich Johnson
Yo, Hilary Duff! I'm really happy for you, and I'ma let you finish, but Sarah Jessica Parker has the Horsiest face of all time!
2009-10-14 -
Funny Facebook Statuses
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Ralph
is...wondering how much additional money the March of Dimes would have for themselves if they stopped sending dime coins to everyone.
2009-10-12 -
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Badbanana
New DNA tests on Hitler's skull shows that it belonged to a 40 year old woman. Which really changes my image of Hitler.
2009-09-28 -
Funny Facebook Statuses
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Kevin Hellhake
I wish my family doctor's last name was Pepper. That would rule.
2009-09-24 -
Funny Facebook Statuses
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BADBANANA
If E.T. would have flown in the first place, he could have caught up with his ship and I could concentrate in this meeting.
2009-09-22 -
Funny Twitter Statuses
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Rhiannon Ariel
thinks that if completing homework was as addicting and amazing as eating candy corn, then she would have completed ever last bit of her homework along with everyone else's on the floor by now...and would have an infinite amount of time to relax...and eat candy corn.
2009-09-21 -
Stupid Facebook Statuses
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