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Status Crap is posting other people’s funny, stupid and ridiculous facebook and twitter status updates. Then he’s going to pinch off a turd after lunch. Just copy and paste them from facebook, twitter, etc. It's too much fun!
Matt Is it possible that at Brett Favre's age he just keeps forgetting he retired?
2010-08-19 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
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Andy News Corp announcing that It's starting to support the GOP is like Tiger saying he just met his first stripper.
2010-08-19 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
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Tracy Evans I don't want to brag or make you jealous, but I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school.
2010-08-18 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
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Rob Never judge someone til you've walked a mile in their shoes. Unless their shoes are Crocs.
2010-08-18 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
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Dave Seem to have come down with mean case of what I have taken to calling curry ass.
2010-08-18 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
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JimGaffigan Watching Care Bears Movie. I dont think those bears are even singing the songs. I bet it's dubbed. What a rip off! Damn you Hollywood!
2010-08-18 - Funny Twitter Statuses - Comments(0)
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Mo Face facts, China will rule us all soon. And we'll all be forced to wear those awful Chinese slippers
2010-08-18 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
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friedmanjon I don't have a dog because I know I would force train it to always walk on its hind legs at all times for my own amusement.
2010-08-18 - Funny Twitter Statuses - Comments(0)
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Paula I'm NEVER eating carbs again!! Wait... Doritoes have carbs? #nevermind
2010-08-17 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(1)
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Sarah I'm unable to explain what I mean by this but Leonardo DiCaprio has a tuna face.
2010-08-17 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
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TheStevenWeber Sarah Silverman smells like soup.
2010-08-17 - Funny Twitter Statuses - Comments(0)
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Alec Everyone does a cross-eyed shiver when they piss, right?
2010-08-17 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
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Will Time to hit the reset button on the number of days it's been since I've seen a homeless guy taking a s*** while eating an apple.
2010-08-17 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
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