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Status Crap is posting other people’s funny, stupid and ridiculous facebook and twitter status updates. Then he’s going to pinch off a turd after lunch. Just copy and paste them from facebook, twitter, etc. It's too much fun!
joelovero Do the children of porn stars make tapes of themselves doing Neil Simon plays to get back at their parents?
2010-08-22 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
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NitchKillJoy My mom said that all women are multitaskers while eating an icecream, talking on the phone and driving at the same time.........I'm second guessing my womanhood...
2010-08-20 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
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Michael Idea to make bowling more interesting: paint the pins so they very realistically resemble crying children.
2010-08-20 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
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Steelgrrrlmai @darthvader Awesome! I already have the toaster that cooks your face onto each slice. With this my evil sandwich making tools are complete.
2010-08-20 - Funny Twitter Statuses - Comments(0)
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Gary Under every @JustinBieber hairdo is a @RyanSeacrest hairdo trying to come out.
2010-08-20 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
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Stephen It's a good thing the gulf shrimp aren't tainted -- I'd hate to be forced to eat at the Bubba Gump Slug Company.
2010-08-20 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
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s***mydadsays "Engagement rings are pointless. Indians gave cows...Oh sorry, congrats on proposing. We good now? Can I finish my indian story?"
2010-08-20 - Funny Twitter Statuses - Comments(0)
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Eddie Piss off curious geroge.. How about a coherent sentance once in a while?2?! Jerkoff monkey
2010-08-19 - Funny Twitter Statuses - Comments(0)
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barnsweetman Surprise for Sheila's 50th ETA 2 min, hope Sheila's not on twitter
2010-08-19 - Funny Twitter Statuses - Comments(0)
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jondaly All sidewalk Michael Jackson impersonators look like they got kicked in the face by a horse made of drugs
2010-08-19 - Funny Twitter Statuses - Comments(1)
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capricecrane Facebook's new "Places," shares your exact location via GPS. Because why should stalkers be limited to Twitter & Foursquare?
2010-08-19 - Funny Twitter Statuses - Comments(0)
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Bob How freakin good do babies smell!? I wanna jam one up each nostril and rob a bank!
2010-08-19 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
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joelmchale Really happened 2day:playing Angry Birds when an actual bird hit bedroom window & died. I would take a pic but it's open dead eyes r freaky
2010-08-19 - Funny Twitter Statuses - Comments(0)
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