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Status Crap is posting other people’s funny, stupid and ridiculous facebook and twitter status updates. Then he’s going to pinch off a turd after lunch. Just copy and paste them from facebook, twitter, etc. It's too much fun!
Ajay i Liked your Status and now 25 notifications later........I'm hating me for Liking your status.
2009-11-17 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
Peter Lambert George Lopez YOU ARE NOT FUNNY AND I DONT WANT TO PARTY WITH YOU
2009-11-16 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
nealbrennan When you set your kid as your profile pic, it makes me feel like a pedophile. Like I'm friends with tons of babies and toddlers. Stop
2009-11-16 - Funny Twitter Statuses - Comments(0)
Frodo is posting on Twitter that he is updating his Facebook status update.
2009-11-16 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
Kory Dean is pretty sure that Voldemort is behind him in traffic. And because I know you're wondering, yes he has spinners on his 88 LS
2009-11-15 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
Taylor is wondering if you can grow marijuana on Farmville then sell it on Mafia Wars?
2009-11-14 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
Jim Got out of jury duty by prefacing every answer with "according to the prophecy"
2009-11-13 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
Carlos 's boss fired him via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired.
2009-11-13 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
mimismartypants Just saw someone put out cigarette and immediately start puffing on an asthma inhaler. HAY HELTH JEENYUS: UR DOING IT RONG
2009-11-13 - Funny Twitter Statuses - Comments(1)
Erica i love my amazing future husband, and he is the best person EvEr at beer pong!!!
2009-11-12 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
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