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is posting other people’s
funny, stupid and ridiculous facebook and twitter status updates
. Then he’s going to pinch off a turd after lunch. Just copy and paste them from facebook, twitter, etc. It's too much fun!
Andy Borowitz
Good news: the high levels of weed killer in our drinking water means we can kill the weeds on our lawn just by peeing on it.
2009-11-23 -
Funny Facebook Statuses
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AssignGuy
Yeah buddy, good idea, beep your horn. That'll get the 10,000 cars in front of us to move. Ass-hat.
2009-11-20 -
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paulscheer
Just FYI: If you stake a hipster thinking he's a vampire the cops will not accept the defense that u have twilight fever
2009-11-19 -
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McLoven
Kanye West has three words for you: "BEYONCE for PRESIDENT!"
2009-11-19 -
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Mike Loven
I am about to release my sex tape. Having a beer gut and pasty white ass will be the new black.
2009-11-19 -
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Brian Aldin
is [this comment has been removed due to legal action by the Church of Scientology]
2009-11-19 -
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Rob Johnson
Breaking news: Serbians to use garlic to ward off swine flu. Vampires enraged at the announcement.
2009-11-17 -
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jimgaffigan
Just saw someone in a fur coat walking a dog. "I love to take care of animals AND wear them!" If only they were holding a burger.
2009-11-17 -
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robcorddry
If guys in big trucks have tiny dicks then do guys on loud motorcycles have quiet ones? Dicks that can whisper?
2009-11-17 -
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MattBesser
Ends up that the "water" on the moon is actually just alien piss. Oh well.
2009-11-17 -
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