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is posting other people’s
funny, stupid and ridiculous facebook and twitter status updates
. Then he’s going to pinch off a turd after lunch. Just copy and paste them from facebook, twitter, etc. It's too much fun!
Dan J V
Was in the mood to pore some sugar on me. Now Im all sticky and attracting ants.
2010-01-04 -
Funny Facebook Statuses
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Currently 3.90/5
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Julie
I'm too lazy to milk my cow on farmville.
2009-12-31 -
Funny Facebook Statuses
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Currently 3.53/5
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Julie
Staying up this late is giving me extreme paranoia. One of the CPA from Monster's INC is going to drop from the ceiling and ask for my autograph.
2009-12-31 -
Funny Facebook Statuses
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Currently 2.70/5
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Julie
This is FACEBOOK, quit posting your nasty twisted-kissy-faced-Myspace-angled photos. Thank you.
2009-12-31 -
Funny Facebook Statuses
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Currently 3.78/5
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Michael Luna
If you watch jaws backwards its about a huge shark that throws up so many people that they need to open a beach.
2009-12-29 -
Funny Facebook Statuses
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Currently 4.00/5
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Georgie
"the greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.” – George Washington
2009-12-22 -
Funny Facebook Statuses
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Currently 3.77/5
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Mattie
Is included. Batteries sold seperatley!
2009-12-18 -
Funny Facebook Statuses
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Currently 3.00/5
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Kory Dean
Full length back tattoo of the Hawaiian Punch Guy. 10% real fruit juice!
2009-12-18 -
Funny Facebook Statuses
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Currently 2.50/5
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Wjbova
Woman in front of me at show has a key tatooed on her back. What does it open?
2009-12-11 -
Funny Twitter Statuses
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Currently 3.13/5
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bored_at_work
disturbed after reading the word "buttonhole" too fast in the context of an article about hand surgery.
2009-12-11 -
Funny Twitter Statuses
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Currently 2.95/5
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