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is posting other people’s
funny, stupid and ridiculous facebook and twitter status updates
. Then he’s going to pinch off a turd after lunch. Just copy and paste them from facebook, twitter, etc. It's too much fun!
Julie
Staying up this late is giving me extreme paranoia. One of the CPA from Monster's INC is going to drop from the ceiling and ask for my autograph.
2009-12-31 -
Funny Facebook Statuses
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Julie
This is FACEBOOK, quit posting your nasty twisted-kissy-faced-Myspace-angled photos. Thank you.
2009-12-31 -
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Michael Luna
If you watch jaws backwards its about a huge shark that throws up so many people that they need to open a beach.
2009-12-29 -
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Georgie
"the greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.” – George Washington
2009-12-22 -
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Mattie
Is included. Batteries sold seperatley!
2009-12-18 -
Funny Facebook Statuses
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Currently 3.10/5
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Kory Dean
Full length back tattoo of the Hawaiian Punch Guy. 10% real fruit juice!
2009-12-18 -
Funny Facebook Statuses
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Wjbova
Woman in front of me at show has a key tatooed on her back. What does it open?
2009-12-11 -
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bored_at_work
disturbed after reading the word "buttonhole" too fast in the context of an article about hand surgery.
2009-12-11 -
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booyah
The Internet: Where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI.
2009-11-24 -
Funny Facebook Statuses
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Tim Heidecker
Almost had my phone confiscated trying to take pic of girl wearing silver SEINFELD belt buckle at airport. Didn't get the shot. :(
2009-11-23 -
Funny Facebook Statuses
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