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Status Crap is posting other people’s funny, stupid and ridiculous facebook and twitter status updates. Then he’s going to pinch off a turd after lunch. Just copy and paste them from facebook, twitter, etc. It's too much fun!
Alex This is a sentence that begins normally then takes an absurd turn you would not otherwise expect when Snakepanties.
2010-08-27 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
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SarahKSilverman When I see other LOST fans, I feel like we're silently telling each other, "We have to go back."
2010-08-27 - Funny Twitter Statuses - Comments(0)
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joelovero Lately, as I drive by pedestrians in my car, I like to yell out the window, "I'll see you when you get home!". I never could keep a secret.
2010-08-26 - Funny Twitter Statuses - Comments(0)
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CraigyFerg Shaved vacation beard down to goatee. I look like an elderly gay Viennese psychiatrist circa 1910. Sweet! Just the look I wanted.
2010-08-26 - Funny Twitter Statuses - Comments(0)
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sarah_haskins Pregnant ladies should join frats because I swear I could drink a gallon of milk in an hour, no problem.
2010-08-26 - Funny Twitter Statuses - Comments(0)
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Eugene Not sure why I get emails from Bloomingdale's everyday. Maybe it's because I buy Paris Hilton cologne everyday?
2010-08-26 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
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Eugene How about this compromise: we build a 14-story 9/11 memorial inside the mosque by ground zero?
2010-08-26 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
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mrdavehill Day 23 here in Edinburgh. Plague-like symptoms have kicked in. Have also been rendered hairless from the waist down. Mostly good otherwise.
2010-08-26 - Funny Twitter Statuses - Comments(0)
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Jim "Intern" is a fancy word for “if you have rich parents, you can work here for free.”
2010-08-26 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
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rainnwilson If you visit a city, make sure you buy a T-shirt with that cities name on it so people know you went to that city.
2010-08-26 - Funny Twitter Statuses - Comments(0)
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Tom Anyone who rides recumbent bicycles, please hit "unfollow". It's ridiculous.
2010-08-26 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
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BorowitzReport Trapped Miners Speak: 'At Least We're Not Stuck in a Jennifer Aniston Movie'
2010-08-25 - Funny Twitter Statuses - Comments(0)
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ConanOBrien The FDA egg recall has hit a total of 380 million eggs. I can’t wait till they find the tired, evil hen that did this.
2010-08-25 - Funny Twitter Statuses - Comments(0)
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