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Status Crap is posting other people’s funny, stupid and ridiculous facebook and twitter status updates. Then he’s going to pinch off a turd after lunch. Just copy and paste them from facebook, twitter, etc. It's too much fun!
Greg 3 things you'll never see at Whole Foods: A fat person, a bra or a sense of humor.
2010-08-31 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
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EugeneMirman Instead of a mosque, we should have a comfy chair at Ground Zero for @SarahpalinUSA to sit in & remind passing New Yorkers about 9/11.
2010-08-31 - Funny Twitter Statuses - Comments(1)
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Jim Jet skis are fun but you always look like someone who doesn’t have enough friends to fill a boat.
2010-08-31 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
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Taqueria @rainnwilson i would give my left nut for a taquito right about now. @Taqueria Done
2010-08-31 - Funny Twitter Statuses - Comments(0)
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Dan Great headlines today-"Feds Looking For Ebonics Translator", & "Too Fat For Manicure: Salon Charges More". Sometimes jokes write themselves.
2010-08-30 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
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rustyrockets Murderers! Stop murdering. Everyone will die eventually. Just sit down and be patient.
2010-08-30 - Funny Twitter Statuses - Comments(0)
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rustyrockets Landlord left canary. It was lonely. I got it a friend. 1 of em has dun a egg. Who owns the baby& will it grow up to be canary Jesus?
2010-08-30 - Funny Twitter Statuses - Comments(0)
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boburnham Love means never having to say you're sorry. So I'll just say that it's unfortunate that I ran over your dog.
2010-08-30 - Funny Twitter Statuses - Comments(0)
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gabeliedman hope no 1 says hooking up w me is a "move toward not being superficial" like I just overheard at thai restaurant about someone named mike
2010-08-30 - Funny Twitter Statuses - Comments(0)
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Rob I hate the word "meme." I prefer "ephemeral fun thing that upon closer examination is stupid. Also, I'm afraid of apples."
2010-08-30 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
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ConanOBrien When Churchill said "Difficulties mastered are opportunities won", I don't think he had ever tried to "sext" on an iPhone.
2010-08-30 - Funny Twitter Statuses - Comments(0)
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David I married Miss Right. I didn't know her first name was Always.
2010-08-28 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
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birbigs On family vacation. 1st rule of family vacation: no relaxing. 2nd rule of family vacation: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?!
2010-08-27 - Funny Twitter Statuses - Comments(0)
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