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Status Crap is posting other people’s funny, stupid and ridiculous facebook and twitter status updates. Then he’s going to pinch off a turd after lunch. Just copy and paste them from facebook, twitter, etc. It's too much fun!
Roshan is thinking, Why does a GF work years to change a BF's habits and then complain that he's not the man she engaged?
2010-01-25 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
Carolyn I hate, hate, hate Peter Pan and everything he stands for. Including his political views and his thoughts on recycling and the future of neverland
2010-01-19 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
Roshan is wondering, Psychotherapist or Psycho - the - Rapist ??
2010-01-16 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
Kory Dean Despite contrary belief, a didgeridoo (Sp?) is in fact a musical instrument. Not a bong. Who da thunk it, eh?
2010-01-16 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
Carolyn God used to be my co-pilot...until we crashed into the side of that mountain....and I had to eat him!"
2010-01-14 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
Bryan awwww, crud.. just realized its Monday!! Shower day ALREADY???
2010-01-11 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(1)
Tracey needs fresh air and regrets the decision to let the dog lick up the spilled Fiber One yogurt.
2010-01-11 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
Callie F O is tired and going to bed because this huge turd will not come out of my butthole and i am sick of dealing with it.
2010-01-06 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
Dan J V Was in the mood to pore some sugar on me. Now Im all sticky and attracting ants.
2010-01-04 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
Julie I'm too lazy to milk my cow on farmville.
2009-12-31 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(1)
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