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Status Crap is posting other people’s funny, stupid and ridiculous facebook and twitter status updates. Then he’s going to pinch off a turd after lunch. Just copy and paste them from facebook, twitter, etc. It's too much fun!
M--------- Remember the time you spent the entire year's budget in a month and said the client was "too dumb to notice"? How did that backfire?
2010-08-02 - Funny Twitter Statuses - Comments(0)
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N----------- Oldest woman dies at 104. Her last words: 'Who the fuck is Justin Beiber?'
2010-08-01 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
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G----------- When you shake someone's hand it's definitely creepy to ask "Does this count as first base?"
2010-07-31 - Funny Twitter Statuses - Comments(0)
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N--- I hate driving. I have to drink vodka just to get through it.
2010-07-31 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
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L----- Just texted my mom to see if she wanted to get pedis after work. It was only after I sent it that I realized iPhone corrected 'pedis' to 'penis'. I asked my mom if she wanted penis after work. Brilliant.
2010-07-30 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
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R--------- You can train a pigeon to babysit a human baby if you cover the baby in hay & trash & bread & stuff.
2010-07-30 - Funny Twitter Statuses - Comments(0)
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S------ if a clown offers you a hamburger, and it's not ronald mcdonald, do not eat the hamburger. learned that the hard way.
2010-07-30 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
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S------------ I turn the kitchen faucet on and the shower burns you, yes, I get it...No, I'm not gonna stop, I'm just saying yes, I get that concept.
2010-07-30 - Funny Twitter Statuses - Comments(0)
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A--- I showed my mom that if you bend your arm and take a picture of the crease it looks like a butt so now my mom is sticking things in that crease and taking pictures of that...
2010-07-29 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
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B------------- In his last official act as BP CEO, Tony Hayward urinated in the company pool.
2010-07-29 - Funny Twitter Statuses - Comments(0)
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N---------- A trillion dollars in minerals found in Afghanistan! Proof that if u have a dream & keep invading places, it will eventually pay off!
2010-07-29 - Funny Twitter Statuses - Comments(0)
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D-- Whoever said peeing in the urinal for kids causes no "splash back" is an idiot
2010-07-28 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
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:- Hang on, Wolverine from X-men's claws are made of Adamantium? As in Adam-Ant-Ium?! Reckon there's a link?
2010-07-28 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
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