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is posting other people’s
funny, stupid and ridiculous facebook and twitter status updates
. Then he’s going to pinch off a turd after lunch. Just copy and paste them from facebook, twitter, etc. It's too much fun!
Ron Wilkonson
just saw my mom naked...it was lunch time...
2009-08-30 -
Funny Twitter Statuses
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Jerry
thinks its weird that if you scream in a library people just look at you funny...but if you scream on an airplane everyone joins in..
2009-08-29 -
Stupid Twitter Statuses
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Currently 2.82/5
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Gus Fuerotte
will miss you summer 09..we had alot of fun together...but..what happens in summer stays in summer and i dont want this to get awkward..so my number...lose it.
2009-08-29 -
Funny Facebook Statuses
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Currently 3.32/5
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Austin Smith
can single-handedly make all your dreams come true...but hes not cocky so he'll just use both hands..
2009-08-29 -
Funny Facebook Statuses
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Currently 3.50/5
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Steve Aliff
just got back from the hospital. I got hit by a car twice in one day...
2009-08-29 -
Ridiculous Facebook Statuses
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Currently 2.75/5
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Aaron Davidson
woke up his cute little princess this morning. She started feeling my face with her eyes closed. I asked her what she's doing and she said "Looking for the off button."
2009-08-28 -
Funny Twitter Statuses
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Currently 3.25/5
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Andrew Schwartz
a blonde just texted me and asked "what does idk stand for? " i said " i dont know" she said "omg! nobody does!"
2009-08-28 -
Funny Facebook Statuses
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Currently 3.50/5
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Brian Jones
The Mexican word of the day is "CHICKEN" . . . "I was going to go to the store with my wife but, chicken go herself
2009-08-28 -
Funny Facebook Statuses
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Currently 3.67/5
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Ed Boatsman
Why does every starbucks smell like throw up. I'm gona ninja penis the next dude who throws up in here
2009-08-28 -
Funny Twitter Statuses
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Currently 2.64/5
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gethypnosisis
believing in the power of hypnosis to improve your life NOW! http://bit.ly/22GWXP
2009-08-27 -
Stupid Twitter Statuses
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Currently 2.83/5
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