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Status Crap is posting other people’s funny, stupid and ridiculous facebook and twitter status updates. Then he’s going to pinch off a turd after lunch. Just copy and paste them from facebook, twitter, etc. It's too much fun!
Rob Guest-lifeguarding all afternoon at the local pool. Had to do mouth-to-mouth on old drowning guy who said he wasn't drowning but he was.
2010-08-03 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
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robcorddry I'm on Letterman tonight. Literally. I get on top of him.
2010-08-03 - Funny Twitter Statuses - Comments(0)
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badbanana I've never really figured out what I'm supposed to do between Fast and Furious movies.
2010-08-02 - Funny Twitter Statuses - Comments(0)
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Gary I like to nurse hobos back to health, then release them back into the wild to hunt them. Like every Sunday.
2010-08-02 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
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MeetingBoy Remember the time you spent the entire year's budget in a month and said the client was "too dumb to notice"? How did that backfire?
2010-08-02 - Funny Twitter Statuses - Comments(0)
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NitchKillJoy Oldest woman dies at 104. Her last words: 'Who the fuck is Justin Beiber?'
2010-08-01 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
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GhostPanther When you shake someone's hand it's definitely creepy to ask "Does this count as first base?"
2010-07-31 - Funny Twitter Statuses - Comments(0)
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Neal I hate driving. I have to drink vodka just to get through it.
2010-07-31 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
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Leslie Just texted my mom to see if she wanted to get pedis after work. It was only after I sent it that I realized iPhone corrected 'pedis' to 'penis'. I asked my mom if she wanted penis after work. Brilliant.
2010-07-30 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
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robdelaney You can train a pigeon to babysit a human baby if you cover the baby in hay & trash & bread & stuff.
2010-07-30 - Funny Twitter Statuses - Comments(0)
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Stephen if a clown offers you a hamburger, and it's not ronald mcdonald, do not eat the hamburger. learned that the hard way.
2010-07-30 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
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s***mydadsays I turn the kitchen faucet on and the shower burns you, yes, I get it...No, I'm not gonna stop, I'm just saying yes, I get that concept.
2010-07-30 - Funny Twitter Statuses - Comments(0)
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Andy I showed my mom that if you bend your arm and take a picture of the crease it looks like a butt so now my mom is sticking things in that crease and taking pictures of that...
2010-07-29 - Funny Facebook Statuses - Comments(0)
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