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is posting other people’s
funny, stupid and ridiculous facebook and twitter status updates
. Then he’s going to pinch off a turd after lunch. Just copy and paste them from facebook, twitter, etc. It's too much fun!
Todd
Not sure if there's an award for "hottest woman seen eating Chicken McNuggets on a train," but I think I have a nominee.
2010-08-10 -
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robdelaney
Just saw a cute little boy eating a HUGE cookie! I taught him a lesson about loss that I know he'll appreciate one day.
2010-08-10 -
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Paul
I was going 2 punch an elephant in the face & then I remembered, they never forget. So I punched an old person, they forget everything.
2010-08-10 -
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JudahWorldChamp
Sharks are jealous of me because I make love to mermaids in front of them.
2010-08-10 -
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BorowitzReport
The Teen Choice Awards confirm my belief that teens should not be given a choice.
2010-08-09 -
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Rob
Just got fired from SuperCuts for suggesting we change our name to 'Shut the Fuck up. You're at the Mall. What did you Expect?''
2010-08-09 -
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MoRocca
Walking down Carrera 7 in Bogota. Just passed Hooters. Shouldn't it be spelled Jooters?
2010-08-09 -
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Paul
Whenever I'm at a crossroads, I ask myself, "What Would Wesley Snipes do?" Then I buy a gun and don't pay my taxes.
2010-08-09 -
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capricecrane
Whenever I see a guy in jean shorts I feel sad that he has nobody in his life to say, "You really shouldn't wear those."
2010-08-09 -
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Brian
Does anyone else not take the sport "skeet shooting" seriously?
2010-08-09 -
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Tom
Wait, if NSFW is taken, how do I abbreviate "Nuts Shaved For Weekend?"
2010-08-07 -
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sniffyjenkins
Paul the octopus said I'd go to the beach instead of work & I wouldn't get fired. My prediction? Paul will be my lunch once I get a new job.
2010-08-07 -
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Seth
Favre retiring for third time. Only 2 more until the apocalypse.
2010-08-06 -
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